Selected scriptures from THE BOOK OF BEAST

3:16 For The Circus Beast so loved the world, he gave his only burrito, so that whosoever eateth of it would not perish, and have everlasting life.

Chapter 4

4:12 "And I have toldeth thee of the things that are good to eat," Said the Lord, "and knowest thou that all these things can be found in dumpsters. 4:13 There is only thing in the Garden of Eatin that thou cannot consume, and that is anything else that consumeth. For I tell you truly, to kill is to stop one mouth from EAT, and that is the most unpardonable sin.

Exerts from THE BOOK OF HOBO

4:1 And yea, the five hobos found the most holy of containment units. Nathan saw this, and said "This is good." And they did play in it, and consume of it's insides, and they did dig for treasure. 4:2 Glow Sticks were to be the prize found inside the dumpster. Truly, the Circus Beast had blessed his people with psychotropic items. The five hobos reveled together in garbage, praising the way of the Beast. 4:3 And, Lo! (bo). The sky then exploded in fury. The Circus Beast had sent fire raining from the sky, for both the entertainment of his followers, and to smite the non-believers. 4:5 Many had died, and surely were consumed by the Lord in His hunger. 4:6 The five hobos then continued on, searching for food.

Chapter 5

5:1 As they travelled, they found a group of gothic people partying. 5:2 Lobo had warned that he knew these people and warned, "Know ye this, the goths here are stern, and have no taste for humor... they are as dead on the inside as they claim to be outwardly." 5:3 And the hobos found little food here, and no merriment. 5:4 The Lord thy Beast had warned that no good can be found in those who do not enjoy perversity, and who take life too seriously. They found this to be true, and their hearts grew heavy with sorrow, as well as hunger. 5:5 They travelled to a store, and purchased much food. Several of the hobos took food by force and thievery. The Lord smiled upon this, and said, "Es bueno." 5:6 "For I tell you truly, in EAT, there can be no wrong."

THE BOOK OF MOBY

1:1 we should have fun with our friends, and do good work, and maybe adopt a dog, and eat. eating is good.

END OF BOOK OF MOBY

THE TEN COOMANDMENTS (Open for alteration and addition as La Bestia De Circo sees fit to tell me)

1. I am the Lord thy Circus Beast. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. Or gods stranger than me, for that matter.

2. Thou shalt not eat creatures with brains. It's a fucked up thing to do. I, thy most holy and prestigious Beast, hath given you fruits and grains and vegetables and garbage. It's enough.

3. Know thee this: All's good if in excess.

4. Don't hurt or kill anything, human or animal. I'll eat you.

5. Honor all people, all creatures. I have not created one that is more or less important than you.

6. Thou shalt not take thyself too seriously, nor any situation. Chill.

7. Fear not expressing thy feelings, thy ambition, and thou shalt not fear following thy desires. I, the Lord thy Beast, gave you life, and it is disgraceful to me for thee to waste it in fear.

8. Fear not the dumpster, nor shalt thou fear improper humor, nor sexual and social taboos. For it is from these three things all good things do come.

9. For I have given you all brains which were not meant for eating yet, thou shalt learn from your surroundings, thou shalt question and gain knowledge. To not try to tighten thy perception of reality is to put boundries on how much thou can service thy fellow man.

10. Thou shalt enjoy life. Thou shalt not take anything for granted, thou shalt appreciate all good things which I hath given you. Thou shalt enjoy music, art, sex, food, drink...most importantly, thou shalt EAT.

Contained in these pages shall be words divinely inspired by the Circus Beast himself... The Almighty Book of EAT (Keep your eyes open for the Dead Beast scrolls, coming soon!).